How to Prevent a Facebook Attack

1.  Do not leave the house with your computer on and in a common area such as the dining room table.


2.  Do not stay permanently logged into your Facebook account.


3.  Do not share a house with the Kiwi Flatmate.


If you do not follow the steps listed above, your Facebook account will be attacked.  Multiple times.  Here is the latest strike by the Kiwi Flatmate:

It is true that every New Zealander I've met is cool, smart, and funny; however, my sample size is 1.  

Signed,

American Roomie