How to Prevent a Facebook Attack

1.  Do not leave the house with your computer on and in a common area such as the dining room table.


2.  Do not stay permanently logged into your Facebook account.


3.  Do not share a house with the Kiwi Flatmate.


If you do not follow the steps listed above, your Facebook account will be attacked.  Multiple times.  Here is the latest strike by the Kiwi Flatmate:

It is true that every New Zealander I've met is cool, smart, and funny; however, my sample size is 1.  

Signed,

American Roomie

Pen Attack

Never invade a Kiwi's space.  Seriously.  Friday morning, I was laying on the Kiwi Flatmate's bed reading about the latest American Idol elimination (Pia? Really?), when I guess I did something that struck a nerve with the Kiwi Flatmate.  She whipped out a pen out of nowhere and did this to my arm...

My arm after the Kiwi Flatmate's pen attack

I didn't have any idea what I had done to provoke the Kiwi Flatmate, and I wondered if she would attack with her pen again.  I thought about retaliating.  After all, I had brought a sword with me to her room, so I was ready for a duel.  But alas, then I remembered that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Signed,

American Roomie